Back from a night of partying like a rockstar.

((Sorry for not updating for a week, this is finals time so I’ve been busy %;D 

anyways, I’ll be back by next week for sure!))

Anything I do while you’re away will only be an improvement to your image.

Take your time getting back though, there’s no need to rush since nobody’s missing you. I’ll take good care of everything, don’t you worry your spiky head about it.

You’re a huge loser if you haven’t, so asking me if I have was a dumb question because I’M NO LOSER!

WAIT, WOULDN’T THAT JUST BE 2??

(though maybe I should move it in case any dudes try grabbing my junk. I DON’T SWING THAT WAY, DO NOT WANNTTT)

I-

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WHAT

Besides, you look like a scrawny Bonne reject design. I’m not gonna answer anything you ask me.

I’M BORED, ASK ME THINGS.